- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what came first the chicken or the chips

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.