- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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