- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist walks into a church

What number comes after 29? 30.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Kelly Clarkson

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

I just can't stand sitting down!

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