Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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