- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

knock knock ... no one was in

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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