why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Give me thumbs up!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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I hate blackniggers

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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