A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

once upon a time there was a boy

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

A baby seal walks into a club

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Jerry.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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