What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Xzibit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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