What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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These Jokes suck.

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knock knock get lost!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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