What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What is long and black The unemployment line

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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