- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

This is a joke setup.

knock knock how there me ok come in

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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