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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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