So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

knock knock Come in!!!

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

womens rights.

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you are a åsshole :)

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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