what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Jesus was a good guy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

I killed someone today. :D

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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