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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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