- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Doorbell salesman.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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