What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Ebola

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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knock knock who's there?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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