- Anti Joke

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

pickle juice?

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.