- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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