George Bush.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Women.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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