What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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I never asked for this.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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american government

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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