What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

So. The gays. ...

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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