A homosexual walks into a church

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Welcome to die!

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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