- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

A man made a sandwich.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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