What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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oooh look a banshee

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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