Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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crap!!

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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U mad?

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Woman's rights

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Womens' Rights

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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I never asked for this.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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