- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Jesus was a good guy

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

I killed someone today. :D

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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