- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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