- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ