Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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A women president

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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