- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

hey guys what's up?

Women.

Knock, Knock Come in

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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