Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Womens rights.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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