Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Women.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

This is a joke setup.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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