What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Get on your knees Ho

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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