What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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