There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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knock knock Come in!!!

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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