what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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want a balloon? yeah

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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