POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Fiats

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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