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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

How did the girl die? 25.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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