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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Strawberries!

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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