- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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