A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Penal Dysfunction

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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hey guys what's up?

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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