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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Women have the right to vote.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Knock knock. Death.

how do you confuse a blond?

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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