What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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bob saget

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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