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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Strawberries!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

I hate blackniggers

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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