did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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