- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Women's Rights.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

whats long and green? weed

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Woman.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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