What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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