- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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