The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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