Womens rights.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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I never asked for this.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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