Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Anti Joke

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