whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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