One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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