- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Take off your shoes.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A women president

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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