Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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whoa there

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Anti Joke

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