How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Womens rights

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

Okay, one second.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

24!

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Anti Joke

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