A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Paige

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Anti Joke

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