What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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It’s dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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