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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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