- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you just contradicted yourself.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Gianni

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Your all fags

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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