What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Anti Joke

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