- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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