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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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