What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Bean.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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crap!!

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