An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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drake

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You're*

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Barack Obama

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Women have the right to vote.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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