"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Ms. Smoot's class

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Anti Joke

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