What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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