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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

my shift key is broken1

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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