Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Lil' Wayne

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

drake

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

no

you just contradicted yourself.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

joke

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Gianni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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